FlawfulLessly Perfect w/ Imperfections

I recently met this guy.

He shall remain nameless but for all intent purposes we’ll call him: Boss. Initially, Boss seemed pretty cool. I mean we had light to moderate conversations via Gchat, text messaging, and by phone. And to be honest, Reader, he kind of caught my attention by how he kept up in dialogue and his humor. (I’m a stickler for that!) He’s pretty hot too. But I digress.

I guess it’s safe to assume that he may have felt the same way about me (in terms of grabbing his attention) because after all of that, he precedes to ask:

If you're this wonderful young lady with this great personality, why are you single? Is it that you don't get out enough?

You know what, Boss, that’s a good ass question! I've been asking myself for quite some time now. 
I get out! Not clubbing every Thursday through Sunday like a dog in heat, but I get out! I’m more well-rounded like galas, networking socials, happy hours, girls nights, hanging with coworkers and their friends, my sister’s circles, etc., etc. I’ve even been on a few dates. They just turned out to be LAME! Trust me, I’m trying.

Damn, sucks for you, says Boss.

Yes, sucks for me.

I hadn’t realized how long it’s been since my last relationship came to an abrupt hault (coming up on 3 years now) or even a constant dating partner until earlier this year and I had to ask myself: was it me? But then I quickly realized, HELL NO!

Imma go ahead and step out on a limb and say that I AM PERFECT; something like a prototype; last of a dying breed – all that; worth it. 
I recognize my perfection is not perfected. But what bamboozles me is that my perfection goes undetected.

^^^ yea, read that again, it’s profound ^^^

I'm not gonna sit here and list all my credentials and reasonings as to why I feel that I'm perfect. Nor will I toot my own horn for much longer. But I will tell you, Reader, how I feel about perfect people and perfect relation or newfound friendships:  

Perfect relationships aren't meant to start perfectly. Hell, no relationship is ever perfect at all; no matter what you're idea of perfection is. An imperfect Perfect relationship is one that is shared with someone with whom u can grow together with towards perfection; to share good times with; overcome obstacles with; laugh with; support unspeakable; shoulders to cry on; inhibitions lost; ALL equally, ALL entirely, ALL tirelessly, ALL foreverly. 

- With each other -

And when that happens, Reader, I can only imagine that it tastes something like a White Chocolate Caramel Macadamia Nut Cheesecake topped with feathery whipped cream, drizzled lightly with caramel.

But to answer his question, I merely said: I'm looking for someone who's looking for Wonderful and knows it when he sees it. I don’t know, maybe guys aren’t looking for Wonderful right now...and that's all I can be. 

*PA.system.noise* 
Paging Mister Right, Paging Mister Right!
NOT Mister Right now!

And trust me, I haven’t given up, Boss.

Peace.